are girls afraid of the letter C ?
is the letter E so important?
are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?
letter is an animal ?
letter is a question?
is U the jolliest letter?
do you feel today?
can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
do people wish for something they haven't got?
can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
does everybody do at the same time?
resembles half a pie?
works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
do people have two mouth?
do lions eat raw meat?
many sides does a circle have?
animal can jump as high as a tree?
can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
e was the Declaration of Independence signed?
you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
two's company and three's crowd,what's four and five?
farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
injured dog had some difficulty going y step he took, he slipped back ver,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
falls often but never gts hurt?
did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman's disguise?
h month has 28 days?
is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?
e did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
y Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not ?
do giraffes have long neck?
can you make 6 out of three 7's?
can you make 6 out of three 5's?
can you make 1000 out of eight 8's?
you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no could that be?
does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?
do you know policemen are strong ?
which hand do you write?
must you do before you return a book to the library?
keys
use it makes fat fact!
use it's the begining of everything!
use there is love between them!
4. It's the letter B!
5. It's the letter Y!
6. Because it's in the midst of fun!
7. With my hands ,of course!
8. Take a longer rope and compare with it!
9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!
10. He didn't cheat!
11. Grow old!
12. The other half!
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人
14. When there's two of them 有两个人时！
15. They don't know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪！
16. Two. The inside and the outside!
17. All animals,for trees can't jump!
18. Sleep at night!
19. At the bottom!
20. Wet!
21. Nine!
22. They planted peech trees!
23. He walked in the other direction!
24. Snowflakes!
passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
26. Every month has at least 28 days!
27. One's appetite!
a hen!
29. He fell off the last step!
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
. 7- 7/7=6!
32. easy. 5+5/5=6!
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
inton,D.C.!
35. The police officer was a lady!
use it can't see both sides at once.
use they can hold up traffic with just one hand!
38. Neither.I use a pen!
ow the book from library.
Questions:
is the letter E so sad
字母E为什么伤心不已
is the letter E so important
字母E为什么至关重要
are the letter Grand the letter Sin“gloves”close
to each other
为什么说在“gloves”这个单词中字母G和字母S关系密切
Keys:
use it's always out of cash and always in debt.
因为它总是缺钱花，又总是债务缠身。
use it's the begining of everything.
因为它是万物的开端。
use there is love between them.
因为它们有“爱”牵系着。
Notes:
of cash没有现款
in debt欠债
e/gl)v/ n.手套
1 [How did the blotting paper manufacturer find his job?]
提示：吸水纸(blotting paper)的功能是吸水(absorbing)，吸水纸制造商当然认为自己的行业是有吸引力的(absorbing)。这里的absorbing一词一语双关。
2 [How did the gangster get caught?]
提示：“穿的鞋太紧而挤脚”是pinch，“逮捕”也是pinch。知道这个情况，谜底就不难理解了。
3 [How do you make a fisherman's net?]
提示：渔网(a fisherman's net)有网绳和网眼，现实里当然是由网绳结出网眼，“把网眼缝在一起”(Just sew a lot of holes together)这样的回答只不过是抬杠而已。
1 Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.
2 Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)
3 Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.
4 Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
5 Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!
6 Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.
7 Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.
8 Q: What do you call a bear without an “ear”?
A: BBBBBBB
9 Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
10 Q: How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
B: 4 or 5
A: No, that's wrong, because after eating one apple your stomach isn't empty.
Questions:
do you put your head on the piano
你为何把头放在钢琴上
do you put your bed in the fireplace
你为何把床放在壁炉里
does the liar stay in his room all day
撒谎的人为何成天呆在家里
Keys:
1.I want to play piano by ear.
因为我想用耳朵弹琴。
2.I want sleep like a log.
因为我想像木头一样睡觉。
that nobody can find him out.
这样任何人都不会在外面发现他。
Notes:
(piano) by ear真正的涵义是：不用乐谱演
奏(钢琴曲)
p like a log真正的涵义是：睡得很沉很香
fire place壁炉
…out真正的涵义是：发现真相，使真相大
白
1. 哪一种蛇有很多嘴巴？ 七嘴八舌(蛇)
2. 洗脸的叫脸盆 那洗手的呢？ 金盆(金盆洗手)
3. 喝哪一种果汁最辛苦？ 绞尽脑汁
4. 在地狱的断头台看得到什么？ 鬼头鬼脑
5. 谁可以很轻松的混完高中三年？锐先生(锐不可当 请念ㄉㄤˋ)
6. 如何分辨香肉店与狗肉店的不同？ 狗肉店店门口会挂羊头(挂羊头卖狗 肉)
7. 为什么冷笑话一次要讲三遍？ 三思而后行(三ㄙ~~而后行)
8. 星星有多重？ 8克 (starbucks 星八克)
9. 溜马队的miller死了以后会变什么？ 弥勒佛
10. 为什么”七上八下”七在八的上面？ (超欠打的~~)因为 八在七的下面
11. 为什么你看不到上帝的老二？天机不可泄漏(天鸡)
12. 哪一首歌歌词有”李玟”? 月亮代表我的心( 李玟我爱你有多深。)
13. 哪一种蛇生命力最强？ 三吋不烂之舌(蛇)
14. 为什么冰山只有一角 ? 另一只脚被铁达尼号撞断了
15. 为什么汉子不出门？ 因为 出了门就变 门外汉
1 Whilst I was engaged in sitting I spied the dead carrying the living.
--------------------- a ship
2 I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
--------------------- 'few'
3 I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns.
--------------------- stove, fire, and smoke
4 Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
--------------------- counterfeit money
5 Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. Solution your word Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving can't relate
--------------------- Pi (digits given by length of words)
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