harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
A man enters abakerywith aloafof bread,＂I bought this bread here, and it tastes bad.＂
＂What!＂exclaimedthebaker.＂I’ve beenbakingbread for 25 years! ＂
The man replies,＂You should havesoldit right away!＂
Two Little Monkeys
两只猴子
The monkey mother has two little monkeys. She likes the younger, not the other.
猴妈妈生了两个猴子。她喜欢年幼的小猴子而不喜欢年长的大猴子。
One day, they were playing in a forest when a wolf came，running at them. The monkey ran away with the younger monkey in a hurry and left the older alone. She climbed up a tree and held the younger in her arms.
一天，他们正在森林里玩的时候，一只狼来了并向他们扑去。猴子匆忙带着小猴子跑了，单独留下大猴子。她跑着小猴子爬到树上。
After some time, the wolf went away slowly. The monkey took the baby out of her arms. She was surprised to see that the baby had died, for the baby was held in arms too highly. Very long time later, she remembered to look for the older baby. The older baby was hiding in a wood. So he saved himself.
过些时候，狼慢慢地离开了。母猴从他的怀里放下小猴子。她吃惊的发现猴宝宝已经死了，因为小猴子在她的怀里被搂地太紧了。过了很长时间，她才想起去寻找那只大猴子。大猴子藏在一个大洞里，他救了自己。
I read the Chinese version of “Camille” a few years ago. At that time I was deeply moved by the main character Marguerite Gautier. “Camille” or “The Lady of the Camellias” by Alexandre Dumas, fils, is the story of Marguerite Gautier,
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?
Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"
Ten Candies
十块糖
Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat →←four, then how many candies do you have?”
妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”
“Ten.” Jim says.
“10块。”吉姆说。
“Ten?” Mother asks.
“10块？”妈妈问。
“Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”
“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？”
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