Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States,she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave the bank counter,the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more,uttering.“Trust me,Sir,and trust the are real US are directly from America.”
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在…本站 …银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.
“You're a good boy,” said the mother proudly.“Here are two cents why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.”Peer
pressure,“ Chad told her.
一天晚上，我十几岁的儿子查理，带着九个朋友回到家，他们都扎了耳朵眼儿。当儿子的奶奶听说了这件事时，她问我儿子为什么要这样做，查理告诉她:“是同辈的压力。”
”You should be a leader instead of a follower，”Grandma said.
奶奶说：“你应该做个领头的，”
“I was,”he replied. “It was my idea.”
“我是个领头的。”他回答说：“这是我的主意。”
As a clerk at a university post office,I was greeting patrons with a ”Hello“or ”Good morning“。When a Spanish exchange student approached the counter，I happened to say,”How's it going?“
作为一个大学邮局里的职员，我总是对那些光顾者这样打招呼“你好”或“早上好”。当一位西班牙的交换学者来到我的柜台时，我偶然这样招呼了一句”How is it going?“
Laying his foreign mail in front of rne，he replied,”Airmail.“
他把要寄往外国的邮件放在我面前说:“寄航空。”
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.
”You have your choice of two brains,“ he told the patient,”For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist,or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.“
The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price.”Is the brain of a politician that much better?“ he asked.
The Brain Surgeon replied,”No,it’s not better,just unused."
一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。
“你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。”医生告诉病人，“一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。
病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的。差别，“政治家的大脑好一些吗？”他问。
医生说：“不是好一些，只是没有用过。”
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